I’m surprised Renfield isn’t constantly trending here. The movie was made with Tumblrinas in mind. Nicholas Hoult as Robert Montague Renfield is a sopping wet cat, absolutely pathetic little man, hasn’t showered in 50 years, morally ambiguous, I want install a kangaroo pouch on me just just to carry him around and feed him skittles.
Do you ever want kids?
Yes, absolutely
Maybe
Only if my partner does
No
I don’t know yet
I already have kids
Please reblog! I want a larger sample size.
Something in Renfield 2023 that gets more and more funny to me is how all the characters are fully Aware Of Dracula, but it's not even like "he's a well-known fictional character that people don't believe is real", it's more like "we heard some wild shit about that guy being an immortal monster who eats people before." Multiple characters basically go "huh, THE Dracula? the ACTUAL Dracula?" and then immediately move on like
You’re laughing? Jensen Ackles first fanfic just got cancelled by the CW and you’re laughing?!??











